βHere is everything I know about France: Madeline and Amelie and Moulin Rouge. The Eiffel Tower and the Arc De Triomphe, although I hav eno idea what the function of either actually is. Napoleon, Marie Antoinette, ad a lot of kings named Louis. Iβm not sure what they did either, but I think it has something to do with the French Revolution, which has something to do with Bastille Day.β
~ Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins